|i was at buddyhead today...
||[Oct. 13th, 2004|04:01 am]
this is kinda cool, i like how this guy thinks. www.buddyhead.com
"50 Things I Hate, get to know Iann Robbinson"
1. People who don�t like Black Flag, Motorhead, Misfits or Minor Threat
2. Women who think Sex In The City is the blueprint of how life should be
3. Bullshit worthless hipster music magazines that champion bands like The Strokes, Jet, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and those other bloodless souless bands.
4. Paris Hilton and the fact that anybody cares what this socialte bitch does with her free time
5. Anybody who thinks the hardcore/punk scene still exists
6. Indie kid fashions and the Rockabilly/Betty Boop fashion bullshit that�s permeated the "hardcore" and metal scenes.
7. Enron and all the greedy, souless, cunts that profited from their destruction of people�s lives.
8. People who think rap is art but metal is a phase
9. Any cast member of the Real World or America�s Top Model
10. The Olsen Twins, the fact that Jessica Simpson is famous for being stupid and of course--YOUNG HOLLYWOOD
11. Anybody who pledges or is a member of a frat or sorority
12. Clear Channel
13. Film students and anyone who thinks the Sundance Film Festival is still relevent
14. The poor little rich girl daddy doesn�t love me diseases Bulemia and Anorexia. I quote Geroge Carlin: �Some rich cunt doesn�t wanna eat�.fuck her!�
15. The fact that Spalding Grey killed himself but Fred Durst hasn�t.
16. Black Metal kids with no sense of humor.
17. White homeboys, suburban gangsters and wanna be tough guys
18. White Power, Black Power, Religious Power or any fucking militant group for that matter
19. That in this country it�s frowned upon to judge anybody by race, religion or sexual orientation but to target anybody who�s overwieght is just fine.
20. Supposed �Underground� metal magazines that give any underground metal band a good review even if they suck
21. The fact that people between the ages of 18 and 25 think they have �Wisdom� and try to share it with me.
22. The Sopranos (Sorry gang, but Goodfellas for 5 seasons just doesn�t do anything for me)
23. People who listen to jazz and the people who don�t give jazz a chance because of the people who listen to it
24. Men in America who wear sandals or flip flops
25. People, Us, In Touch, all those shitty gossip rags and that fucking guy Cojo
26. The fact that the Lower East Side in Manhattan has become a hipster petting zoo for yuppies and that things my friends and I got beaten up for being into are now cool to like
27. How years after I went to high school, nothings changed�if you�re different you�ll suffer and nobody will do shit about it. Maybe a few more Columbine�s will wake everybody the fuck up.
28. ANYBODY and I MEAN ANYBODY who rocks a fauxhawk
29. The fact that models and the fashion world think they actually matter at ALL on any level.
30. The fact that this country is so busy boo-hooing drug addicts or championing reformed addicts that we lose sight of people who get through life either not using drugs or using drugs but not becoming addicted.
31. The fact that effeminate British men that look like skinny ugly girls are now considered hot and American�s who speak with fake British accents.
32. Irony and the idiot kids who try to wield it and fail
33. Jocks, Yuppies, The Rich and trust fund starving artists
34. those stupid metal-ball necklaces, trucker hats, vintage band t-shirts, hipster ties, buddy holly glasses, studded belts, and tribal tattoos.
35. The fact that the word �artist� is handed out instead of earned.
36. Emo/Screamo/pop punk/and Nu Metal.
37. People who aren�t funny and don�t know it or refuse to accept it
38. The fact that the American people did nothing over the rigged election of our current president and for that matter George W. Bush himself.
39. The fact that as our government pillages Iraq and soldiers die so old rich white men can have more money, the American people can only focus on whatever Entertainment Tonight tells them is important.
40. The fact that we�re all so PC that nothing is ever anybody�s fault.
41. 14 year old girls that dress like strippers.
42. Movie Studio and Record Label Executives
43. The fact that somehow being �hot� equals being �talented�
44. Asshole guys who treat women like shit and the women who continue to date them
45. The term �playa hater� and the fact that it�s used as a loophole anytime you have a negative opinion about a celebrity
46. The sad, pathetic and annoying hold that Sports have on this country.
47. The fact that more people will remember Ozzy for the Osbournes than for Black Sabbath
48. Those truth.com ads and the fact that you can�t smoke anywhere and the bullshit �second hand smoke� myth.
49. Anybody who watches Soaps and Sitcoms but has the gall to look down on wrestling
50. The fact that Metallica now refers to themselves as "'Tallica".